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March 01, 2006
Kent Kingsley Has Gone Mad
I awoke on Sunday morning with little more than a leopard print g-string on, a sore head, a moustache drawn on my face in what was hopefully vegemite and in a pool of vomit. Yet I didn’t know why. The last time I celebrated like that it was 1999.
After being shooed of my neighbours lawn, I stole a newspaper an innocent bum was using as his only source of warmth. His little tin shack and blankets were probably washed away in the severe day yesterday that *ahem* meant I could not attend the VFL…
To my amazement the paper was today’s. (It may have in fact been not a bum, but actually someone reading the paper on a park bench, I was hung-over and thus couldn’t remember) I turned to the sport section.
I TURNED TO THE SPORT SECTION, OH BOY DID I TURN TO THE SPORT SECTION. Sorry caps lock. I mean KENT KICKED 9?! HOLY TOLEDO! The great man kicked 9 and I was too hung-over to even remember. I will never drink a drop of ale again to ensure the next time he does it I shall relive every moment.
The point is, if he keeps up this form he is on track for a 196 goal season, surpassing even my weighty expectations of the great man. That’s an AFL/VFL record ladies and gents.
This day shall be commemorated with the remastering of the old war film ‘The Dirty Dozen’ It seems 3 didn’t get the chance to redeem their atrocities, and it will be now known as the ‘Nifty Nine KKK remastered edition’.
On a more serious note.. This seems to be the only hard piece of evidence I was actually at Saturday’s game
So at least I can say… ‘I was there’
If you would like the become a fully fledged member of the KK (this includes those who think they are, but to be honest you actually aren’t, this is the chance to get some verification of your KKK status email me and the Kolonel will reply ASAP putting you on the KKK mail list, updating you whenever I post on the blog, and also when those precious KKK T-Shirts become available on e-Bay!
Posted by Sammy D at March 1, 2006 07:50 PM
Comments
I too was very excited about our Kent kicking a bucket load of goals that Saturday night. I can say I was there and I can remember every detail! :P Lets hope Kent can do it again during the "real" season.
I went to the game with the excitement of thinking Will Slade would play... WHY DID I GET MY HOPES UP SO HIGH!?!?!?! Of course he didn't play! He NEVER plays! I was upset... and still are. Atleast Kents efforts made the game well worthwhile to go to.
I was looking forward to your report of the VFL Sammy D. LOL Oh well... theres always next time. I'm glad to here you had such a great time at the footy. :)
GO CATTAS!
Posted by: Jess at March 1, 2006 10:42 PM