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May 26, 2006
Cats cop a beating, but is it any wonder?
Collingwood’s hairless hero has given more Magpie fans, in particular men a reason to cherish him even more, after it was revealed he has been accused of some very naughty misdemeanours. All I can say on the issue is that it is no surprise he had such a good game on Saturday night given that eh loves beating up women. Wait a minute, there is way more I can say about this issue…
Did he only play well against Geelong as an act of self defence?
Did Joffa put on the Gold jacket after he belted her?
Did the altercation start because Brodie was jealous she had less body hair than him.
How the hell can a buff footy player claim self defence against an intoxicated woman, whose best form of self defence was biting?
It is a sick sad world when meatheads such as Brodie Holland get idolised and paid lots of money meaning they can pay lawyers to get themselves out of typical meathead situations.
In case you are unawares, I am trying to avoid talking much about Geelong. Gee, I am getting back into one of my Liam Gallagher phases again. This is always a worry around haircut time.
I feel I may soon have to come public with a ‘leave him alone… all of you’ in defence of our once maligned, now purely hated full forward, Kent Kingsley. As you stupid wieners who continue to bag him sit behind your computer screen most probably drinking a boost juice in an attempt to be cool, take heed of these words from the Kolonel, or suffer my almighty wrath.
Actually I really have nothing to say, accept you are all Indie shitheads. Go back to your fork and spoon jobs that will soon be taken away by Asians.
Posted by Sammy D at May 26, 2006 02:10 PM